Let’s be honest: most of us lose momentum on our New Year’s resolutions by the time February rolls around. Despite our best intentions, it’s difficult to make adjustments to our routines, particularly when it comes to eating. When you’ve officially thrown in the towel on your resolutions and are ready to indulge in some of the unhealthiest (but tastiest) eats imaginable, here are nine meals to enjoy in Michigan.
- Burrito from Fat Burrito (3006 W Shore Dr, Holland)
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TripAdvisor/MGMMUSIC If you’re a fan of Mexican food, you’ll surely fall in love with the massive burritos offered at this Holland restaurant. Whether you prefer chicken or beef, these giant creations are the size of your head - and they’ll fill your stomach in the most satisfying way possible.
- Mt. Nacheesmo from Tio’s (401 E Liberty St, Ann Arbor)
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Flickr/Elizabeth Five pounds of nachos? Yes, please! You’ll want to arrive with an empty stomach when you show up for this resolution-busting dish, which features a plate of chips covered in every topping imaginable. If you don’t want to pay for your Mt. Nacheesmo order, challenge yourself to consume it in 45 minutes or less!
- Coney dogs from Lafayette (118 W Lafayette Blvd, Detroit)
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TripAdvisor/kh9 The jury is still out on which coney restaurant is Michigan’s best, but we’re partial to the flavors offered at Lafayette in the heart of downtown Detroit. Coney dogs are truly classic here in the Great Lakes State, and it’s easy to understand why: after all, what’s not to enjoy about a hot dog topped with chili, onions, and mustard?
- Mackinac Island Fudge (from anywhere)
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Flickr/Marada All Mackinac Island Fudge is not created equal, but it would be tough for us to narrow the options down to just one shop for the purposes of this article. Whether you visit Kilwins or make your way to the island itself for a few slabs from Murdick’s, it’s nearly impossible to go wrong with this sweet (and classically Michigan) treat.
- Mac ‘n Cheese Bar at Y Bar and Bistro (2941 Howard St, Kalamazoo)
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Facebook/Y Bar and Bistro Everyone loves a bowl of macaroni and cheese, regardless of its less-than-healthy reputation. When you’re ready to break every promise you made to yourself at the beginning of the new year, venture to Y Bar and Bistro in Kalamazoo for a tasty visit to their mac ‘n cheese bar. Top your noodles with a variety of cheeses sauces, bacon, veggies, and so much more.
- Sundae from The Parlour (1401 Daniel Rd, Jackson)
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Google Reviews/Peter Huben If your sweet tooth is strong, you’ll be in heaven with a visit to the Parlour. In addition to all sorts of classic diner fare, this unique spot is widely known for its massive ice cream sundaes. Choose your flavors and toppings before digging into one of these insanely delectable creations - the tastes are so wonderful that won’t even feel guilty about giving up on your New Year’s Eve agreements.
- Poutine from Stucko’s Pub & Grill (900 N 3rd St, Marquette)
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Google Reviews/Hayli May French fries, cheese curds, and gravy? Poutine certainly can’t be classified as healthy, but that never stops us from enjoying it. This classically Canadian dish has made its way across the border to Michigan throughout the years, and we’re partial to the poutine served at Stucko’s Pub in Marquette. Once you’ve taken a deliciously indulgent bite, there’s no going back.
- Mac ‘n Cheese Burger from Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar (19400 Northline Rd, Southgate)
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Google Reviews/Tijae - Resistance Agent Head to Mallie’s in Southgate, where you’ll find a variety of uniquely sized items to enjoy. While this sports grill and bar proudly offers the world’s largest commercially available burger (weighing in at 1,800 pounds and costing $10,000), we’re fans of the mac ‘n cheese burger, which features gouda mac, bacon, and American cheese on a pretzel bun.
- Pie from the original Grand Traverse Pie Company (525 W Front St, Traverse City)
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TripAdvisor/Natalie L. Who doesn’t love a piece of good, old-fashioned pie? Grand Traverse Pie Company has certainly expanded throughout the state in recent years, but there’s nothing like heading to the original in Traverse City. While you’re here, why not treat yourself to an entire pie? From Cherry Berry to Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream, there are so many flavors to enjoy.
Alright, Michiganders: we’ve offered a few fantastic eating options to enjoy in the coming months. Are there any other dishes we should have included on our list? Share your thoughts in the comment section below, and know that you aren’t alone in your annual resolution failures!
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If you’re a fan of Mexican food, you’ll surely fall in love with the massive burritos offered at this Holland restaurant. Whether you prefer chicken or beef, these giant creations are the size of your head - and they’ll fill your stomach in the most satisfying way possible.
Flickr/Elizabeth
Five pounds of nachos? Yes, please! You’ll want to arrive with an empty stomach when you show up for this resolution-busting dish, which features a plate of chips covered in every topping imaginable. If you don’t want to pay for your Mt. Nacheesmo order, challenge yourself to consume it in 45 minutes or less!
TripAdvisor/Kevin P.
TripAdvisor/kh9
The jury is still out on which coney restaurant is Michigan’s best, but we’re partial to the flavors offered at Lafayette in the heart of downtown Detroit. Coney dogs are truly classic here in the Great Lakes State, and it’s easy to understand why: after all, what’s not to enjoy about a hot dog topped with chili, onions, and mustard?
Flickr/Jasperdo
Flickr/Marada
All Mackinac Island Fudge is not created equal, but it would be tough for us to narrow the options down to just one shop for the purposes of this article. Whether you visit Kilwins or make your way to the island itself for a few slabs from Murdick’s, it’s nearly impossible to go wrong with this sweet (and classically Michigan) treat.
Facebook/Y Bar and Bistro
Everyone loves a bowl of macaroni and cheese, regardless of its less-than-healthy reputation. When you’re ready to break every promise you made to yourself at the beginning of the new year, venture to Y Bar and Bistro in Kalamazoo for a tasty visit to their mac ‘n cheese bar. Top your noodles with a variety of cheeses sauces, bacon, veggies, and so much more.
TripAdvisor/Bertram S.
Google Reviews/Peter Huben
If your sweet tooth is strong, you’ll be in heaven with a visit to the Parlour. In addition to all sorts of classic diner fare, this unique spot is widely known for its massive ice cream sundaes. Choose your flavors and toppings before digging into one of these insanely delectable creations - the tastes are so wonderful that won’t even feel guilty about giving up on your New Year’s Eve agreements.
Facebook/Stucko’s Pub & Grill
Google Reviews/Hayli May
French fries, cheese curds, and gravy? Poutine certainly can’t be classified as healthy, but that never stops us from enjoying it. This classically Canadian dish has made its way across the border to Michigan throughout the years, and we’re partial to the poutine served at Stucko’s Pub in Marquette. Once you’ve taken a deliciously indulgent bite, there’s no going back.
Facebook/Mallie’s Sports Bar and Grill
Google Reviews/Tijae - Resistance Agent
Head to Mallie’s in Southgate, where you’ll find a variety of uniquely sized items to enjoy. While this sports grill and bar proudly offers the world’s largest commercially available burger (weighing in at 1,800 pounds and costing $10,000), we’re fans of the mac ‘n cheese burger, which features gouda mac, bacon, and American cheese on a pretzel bun.
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TripAdvisor/Natalie L.
Who doesn’t love a piece of good, old-fashioned pie? Grand Traverse Pie Company has certainly expanded throughout the state in recent years, but there’s nothing like heading to the original in Traverse City. While you’re here, why not treat yourself to an entire pie? From Cherry Berry to Chocolate Peanut Butter Cream, there are so many flavors to enjoy.
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