We can always use a good laugh, right? And, when it comes to jokes about the Burgh, we certainly have plenty of them. After all, Pittsburgh has its fair share of endearing quirks. Here are 13 jokes about Pittsburgh that you’ll really only understand if you live here. Read ’em. Have a laugh. Then, share your favorite Pittsburgh jokes in the comments.

  1. Has anyone ever stolen your parking spot? Were you forced to go to such drastic lengths as this guy?

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Or, if you wear shorts and flip flops even when there’s snow on the ground.

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  1. We have that one special word for the yinzers who leave their cart lingering in the parking lot: Jagoff.

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  1. We can all probably count on one hand how many times that’s happened, huh?

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  1. No one calls it an ATM machine around here, right?

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  1. We’ve all been there. How fast does your heart race when you have to cross over three lanes of traffic, and no one’s willing to let you in?

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  1. Okay, so maybe it’s not an inside joke, but who remembers tagging along to Hills with our parents, strictly for the slush, popcorn, and soft pretzels?

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  1. Sorry, lady, but we eat Heinz in this town, not the other ketchup which shall not be named.

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  1. Yep, every time there’s pending snowfall in the Burgh, go to the comments section of local television stations and you’ll see yinzers talking about the conspiracy between the meteorologists and grocery stores.

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  1. Which side do you fall on? Do you rush to the grocery store at the mere mention of snow? Or, do you laugh at those who do?

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  1. Yep, that’s why we call summer construction season in PA.

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  1. When’s the last time you redd up your haus?

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  1. No words necessary, right?

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Your turn, yinzers! What are your favorite jokes about Pittsburgh? Join the fun in the comments! Then, click here to read about the 11 crazy things Pittsburghers do that seem insane to everyone else.

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